2024-11-22
More wtf from the thrift store. 

More wtf from the thrift store. 

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Going to the thrift store is always an experiment in wtf. This (image heavy) post is a collection of some of the more interesting things I have seen in the local thrift stores the past few weeks. I think we can agree that there was a reason why some of this stuff got donated.

Doll in a basket
Doll in a basket

Fake barbie hanging out in a basket.

Chipmunk Punk
Chipmunk Punk

Two words that never should go together- Chipmunk Punk. The closest to punk on the album is a cover of a Blondie song. Billy Joel= not punk.

Jesus Folk
Jesus Folk

Jesus Folk- the album title alone is enough to send me back to a 1970s flashback to the “folk masses” at church- where an earnest group of high school kids (possibly still stoned or tripped from the night before) would play guitars and lead us in folk versions of traditional catholic songs. I think the concept was to bring the youngsters back to church, what it really did was send a generation of vulnerable kids away from folk music and right into the arms of Ozzy Osbourne.

Merry Christmas the Mom and Dads
Merry Christmas with the Mom and Dads

Raise your hand if you’re a woman who wants 3 heterosexual husbands that you have to take care of. What I thought. It does seem to be working for this family though and she seems happy to be receiving a baby blue double knit polyester outfit that matches the pants of the brother-husband behind her. I can see the happiness in his eye knowing that he made her happy.

Bug Killer
Bug Killer

Second hand roach killer from an unknown date? No.

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He wants help getting up, she’s ignoring him.

Bunny
Bunny

One stuffed of unknown materials acrylic crochet bunny? Oh and it’s missing a eye? Guaranteed to give any kid nightmares.

 

Shelf of stuff
shelf of stuff

The bear is creeping me out.

Baby Cuddles
Baby Cuddles

OK I’ll admit this was not a thrift find- this is actually for sale at Target. Seriously who designed this thing? I think it is waiting until I go to sleep so it can eat my soul.
I’ll be seeing this in the thrifts soon enough- even if burning it is a much better choice.

Frog
Frog

Hey baby, do you come to this store often?

Shell owls
Shell owls
Coming for your soul
Coming for your soul

She looks so innocent but there is a vacant look behind her eyes… I wouldn’t want to bring this home.

Barbie head
Barbie head

Barbie forgot to remove her makeup- for about 10 years. Do I even mention that fact she hasn’t used conditioner either? I really hope her previous owner did not go into cosmotology.

Mason jars
Mason jars

Savers has not gotten the memo that you can buy mason jars for new for less:

bath tub
bath tub

Fine art for your bathroom.

cats at tea
cats at tea

Hate the china that grandma gave you in her will? Make a cats having tea sculpture out of it. Not sure who the market for this would be except maybe the crazy cat lady/ hoarder in the corner house.

massager
massager

Finally- there are certain things that should never be bought used. “Personal Massagers” aka vibrators aka sex toys are one of those things. Your mom or aunt or grandma didn’t use them to work out tense muscles. really they didn’t. When they die/ go to nursing home/ move to Florida please don’t donate them to the thrifts. Think of the employees that have to touch them. Think of the customers who will be grossed out.

 

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